Forget the Varnish

so you know what i hate?
when you have something, a sandwich, a cracker, a pizza, anything that is slightly gooey on top (the sandwich and cracker have peanut butter, of course, why would you eat a sandwich without peanut butter!?) and then you walk and somehow manage to drop the item in question on the ground and, of course, it lands face down, with all the gooey goodness now collecting all the crunch, hairy grossness that was on the floor. gross.
HATE IT